Judith & Holofernes Crewneck Sweatshirt – Brown
Step into art history with a twist of wit.
Meet your new favorite sweatshirt: a warm brown classic crewneck featuring Judith doing the iconic “oops, Holofernes got in my way” move, immortalized in custom cross-hatch line art. Underneath, the sassiest quote you’ll read all week:
"Holofernes ran onto Judith's knife. He ran 10 times."
Yes, it’s a nod to Chicago, Gentileschi, and every feminist plot twist you secretly love. Perfect for book clubs, museum dates, or just dramatically strolling through your life.
Why you’ll love it:
• Sturdy and warm—perfect for colder months
• Pre-shrunk, classic fit for everyday comfort
• Crafted from 50% cotton / 50% polyester with air-jet spun yarn for a soft, cozy feel
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex ensures shape retention
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for lasting durability
Fit & Care:
• Classic fit—true to size
• Machine washable; maintain color and softness by washing inside out with like colors
A statement piece for art lovers, feminist enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a little historical humor—this crewneck is your perfect canvas for conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Step into art history with a twist of wit.
Meet your new favorite sweatshirt: a warm brown classic crewneck featuring Judith doing the iconic “oops, Holofernes got in my way” move, immortalized in custom cross-hatch line art. Underneath, the sassiest quote you’ll read all week:
"Holofernes ran onto Judith's knife. He ran 10 times."
Yes, it’s a nod to Chicago, Gentileschi, and every feminist plot twist you secretly love. Perfect for book clubs, museum dates, or just dramatically strolling through your life.
Why you’ll love it:
• Sturdy and warm—perfect for colder months
• Pre-shrunk, classic fit for everyday comfort
• Crafted from 50% cotton / 50% polyester with air-jet spun yarn for a soft, cozy feel
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex ensures shape retention
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for lasting durability
Fit & Care:
• Classic fit—true to size
• Machine washable; maintain color and softness by washing inside out with like colors
A statement piece for art lovers, feminist enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a little historical humor—this crewneck is your perfect canvas for conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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